Saturday, June 23, 2007

Meet Dave

This is Dave Nash. I've had the misfortune of knowing Dave since moving to his secondary school in 1995. Dave is a complete man whoare, but we all love him really. Dave send me a compromising photo, as it's customary on my blog to be humiliated!


Blogger Dave Nash said...

Dear Jason,

It appears that you have not yet mastered the intricacies of blogging. A modern blog should not be used to point fun at one's friends, it should instead be used to communicate your thoughts, feelings and interest to discerning readers.

You should only feature funny photos of friends on your blog if their name happens to start with the initials JG... Anyone, whose initials are JG, is in most cases considered to be a bit of a tit and therefore ritulaist humiliation is necessary and warranted.

So, on a personal note, you can think again if you expect me to willingly send you compromising photos, you can't be trusted. Now and go and play on your Speak-and-Spell, it's the only computer both myself and Rachel can trust you to use!

With regards,

Your friend, Dave.

4:40 AM

Blogger Jason said...

Dave it appears that you are not only a complete fucker, but also a hypocrite as well! May I remind you that it was your mastery of blogging that prompted my post in the first place. In fact by comparison to your recent addition to your own blogg, mine is positively complimentry!
Besides, I am afraid to say I neither need to be a master of paint shop pro, nor need a compromising photos of you to humiliate you, just my wicked ingenuity so beware!!!

The master

4:56 AM


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